Haha. Great stuff!

eush:

I love all classical text publishers equally. Some more equally than others. But no other publisher has had a song about them, aside from the Cambridge texts. Behold Green and Yellows by kziggurat! Here’s a choice verse:

green top
yellow bottom
the commentary’s hot,
the greek font is awesome
demosthenes
and all kinds o’ shit
that’s why all o’ these
playaz just gotta git it
latin prose,
greek mythology
the more you owns,
the more you be a balla, G
the best is water
but gold like fire gleaming
shines in the night
so hot my shelf be steaming
your oxfords in trouble
bound to get spineless
ground into rubble
while my cambridge still shines
yellow like the sun
from p. e. easterling
to m. l. west, son
shining like bling-bling

(Source: classicscamel)